My name is Courtney.

I know, I know, I have a stupid name, shut up.

Just know that I LOVE all sorts of movies and video games, writing random stories, chocolate and the color purple.

I hope in the future to be either a film critic or a fantasy/mystery novelist.

Likes: Marvel, DC, Disney, That Guy with the Glasses, Most Popular Girls in School, Homestuck, a few anime shows, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dragon Age, Pokemon, Silent Hill, King's Quest and ElfQuest.

Wanna hear my ramblings or just want somebody to fangirl over random stuff with you? Send me an IM on Skype! Username: kitten.kaboodle. (both periods)

DERSE DREAMER
MAGE OF VOID
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SLYTHERIN
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growingrosesinthedisarray:

sl0th—grunge:

enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

(Source: honehhboii)

fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

(Source: weloveshortvideos)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

mountstar:

Types of matter

royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

(Source: iamdwightakasuperman)

Story time folks!

kyriea:

So at NDK, I wore my Condesce cosplay, which, if you’ve seen, is quite clevage-y. As most cosplay photographers know, and you know, people with decency, ask first for pictures, right? Well, I was posing for a nice young lady who’d done just that, and all of a sudden, a guy who attends our weekly game night runs up, TAKES A PICTURE OF MY TITS, and runs off.

He didnt’ ask, and he sure as hell didn’t slow down. So I caught up to him, and with my normal voice (As opposed to the Condy voice I was doing) asked him “So, gonna show that off at Game Night Tonight?” His face went from confusion “Huh? How did you-!” to downright FEAR as he realized who I was. “Um.. y-yeah?” and then he ran off again.

You bet your asses I’m gonna hound him for that picture now. I’ll post it as soon as I get it too.

Let that be a warning to you, you men and women who take pictures without asking cosplayers, WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EMBARRASS YOU BACK.

choipchoiphelo:

ok wow

bishiesparkleflash:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

horse.rar